i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not
white boys’ haircuts be like
the new meme is
*pulls two pieces of paper out a hat* slug….recruitment
*all of tumblr starts chanting slug recruitment*
do your part for slug recruitment
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"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."
trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like
INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED
AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE
putting this here for when i get sads.
BRACE YOURSELVES THE SNUFFLER IS COMING
he just locks on to the target though