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j5h:

precumming:

has anyone ever actually taken a good selfie on their first try 

have you ever taken a good selfie ever?
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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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parkingstrange:

if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history

burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

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youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

ourtroylerinfinityy:

a-kingdom-fit-for-troyler:

So we all know one of Tyler’s signature farewells is Dubai”!

Does he have a special goodbye for Queen Jackie?

!!! “Mumbai” !!!

Not gonna lie, I was about to scroll past this. But then I reread it. 

Mumbai.

perlockholmes:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

Oh my god