has anyone ever actually taken a good selfie on their first tryhave you ever taken a good selfie ever?
Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably
if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history
trying to run away from my problems like
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
Your caption killed me
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
So we all know one of Tyler’s signature farewells is ”Dubai”!
Does he have a special goodbye for Queen Jackie?
!!! “Mumbai” !!!
Not gonna lie, I was about to scroll past this. But then I reread it.